halloween short one liners
Q. How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula? -
A. He has a big D on his pajamas
Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? -
A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A. A wash and wear wolf
Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer
Q. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A. Twick or Tweet
Q. What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A. Tombstones
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A. It's good for the bones
Q. What does a vampire fear most?
A. Tooth decay
Q. Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A. At a blood bank
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