What Happens Just BEFORE a Dog Catches a Cat...

[DaveP]

As told by a sweet little first grade girl...


Ateacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.


'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.


A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she
volunteered.


The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.


'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'


'That must have been scary', said the teacher.


'It sure was', said the little girl.


'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'....


...and before he could say f#@k off, the Rottweiler ate him.'

[BlooMoose]

LMAO...Out of the mouths of babes....omg...

[ct77]

laughing so hard can hardly type

[Windwalker]

One of my favorites was on GROUCHO MARX years ago. He had a woman on that worked as a maid. He asked her what she does as a maid...

"I take care of two children, one adult, and one adultress..."