Why You Shouldn't Get Lost In Kentucky...

[DaveP]

A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern stories. He goes to the hills of Kentucky and finds an old guy sitting on his porch.

''Do you have any stories you can share with me?''

The old guy says, ''Of course I do. One time old Bob's goat got loose, so we set up a search team to find it. We sat around and had a few beers and then went looking for it. We found it, then we all screwed it.''

''Well I can't put a story like that in the paper. Do you have any others - maybe a happy story?'' asked the reporter.

''Sure do,'' said the man, ''One time old Bubba's cow got loose. We set up a search party to find it. Once again, we had a few beers, looked for the cow, then we screwed it when we found it.''

''Well, I can't put that in the paper either. Do you have any sad stories?''

''Sure do."

"One time I got lost!''

:shock:

[Trukrswyfe]

eww......

I am sad I read it and sadder I admitted it.

Booo

[Ridge Runner]

[Windwalker]

eww......

I am sad I read it and sadder I admitted it.

Booo

You have to keep in mind that they're talking about Kentucky. They may have come by that honestly. KY had no laws against incest until 1975. Up until then, they could do whatever to whoever they wanted.