California... That explains it....

[Windwalker]

Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage attack

The Associated Press
Article Launched: 09/07/2008 03:57:19 PM PDT

FRESNO, Calif.—Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.:shock:

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.:arrow:

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.:shock: :shock: :shock:

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

[BlooMoose]

:shock: There are no words.....

[Syncrosonix]

oh, fresno....how much i hate thee. once my dad and relatives move out of that crappy city. i'll have no reason to visit that place.

[Twilight Flyer]

Man, only in Californication. Geez, what a screwed up state.

[BlooMoose]

Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer

Man, only in Californication. Geez, what a screwed up state.

Yeah...in Texas, nobody has ever had to break into my house to whack me with an 8-in sausage...or rub spices all over me. It's safe here....

[Syncrosonix]

Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer

Man, only in Californication. Geez, what a screwed up state.

it may be screwed up. just some parts are. i'm still hoping and wishing for the bay area and los angeles to fall into the ocean. central cali has some real nice, homely areas. orange county and some parts of la county aren't too shabby. hell, orange county is just like scottsdale, az with all their snobby ass people.

what i don't get is why so many truck drivers complain about this state. many claim, "i don't run california. i hadn't run there for nearly 3 years!" care to educate me on why that is? i personally think it's because they're chickens---.

[Syncrosonix]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

Yeah...in Texas, nobody has ever had to break into my house to whack me with an 8-in sausage...or rub spices all over me. It's safe here....

i can make that change......

[BlooMoose]

Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

i can make that change......

hummer

[Windwalker]

Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

what i don't get is why so many truck drivers complain about this state. many claim, "i don't run california. i hadn't run there for nearly 3 years!" care to educate me on why that is? i personally think it's because they're chickens---.

To keep things in proper prospective... You got your answer before you asked the question. For many years, you've had the "GAY BAY", same sex marriages, and there's a group in northern CA that's trying to get polygamy legal. People in CA are willing to paint themselves into a corner... Cut off the branch they're standing on.. You name it. Yeah, you got your answer even before you asked the question...

Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer

Man, only in Californication. Geez, what a screwed up state.

Laughing

[Windwalker]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

Yeah...in Texas, nobody has ever had to break into my house to whack me with an 8-in sausage...or rub spices all over me. It's safe here....

Is that supposed to read the way it seems to? It looks like you'd open the door and invite them in... And that would eliminate the need for them to break in? :shock: Supply the sausage too??? Give one to that dog and save his paw..... :wink:

[Drew10]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

Yeah...in Texas, nobody has ever had to break into my house to whack me with an 8-in sausage...or rub spices all over me. It's safe here....

:shock: :shock:
Sorry...my mind went into the gutter.

[BlooMoose]

That did come out wrong...I'm sorry

But that is an interesting spin....

[Windwalker]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

That did come out wrong...I'm sorry

But that is an interesting spin....

[BlooMoose]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

You don't let me slide, do you?

[Windwalker]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

You don't let me slide, do you?

I just can't help but imagine that dog with a sausage in it's paw...

I have a keyboard in one hand, and a towel in the other to wipe my eyes...

[Syncrosonix]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

To keep things in proper prospective... You got your answer before you asked the question. For many years, you've had the "GAY BAY", same sex marriages, and there's a group in northern CA that's trying to get polygamy legal. People in CA are willing to paint themselves into a corner... Cut off the branch they're standing on.. You name it. Yeah, you got your answer even before you asked the question...

florida is filled with a bunch of morons who cannot read a ballot correctly. also, it's the home of a world domination, totalitarian mind control cult known as scientology. hell, just like in california, you gotta know spanish in order to communicate with the locals in the southern parts of that state. florida is a sanctuary state for fleeing cubans just like california is a sanctuary state for illegal aliens from mexico. face it, your home state is a lot like california.

oh yeah, and what's wrong with polygamy? if a man wants to marry more than one woman. who are you to say it's wrong? oh, because it's in the bible, right? the bible is a bunch of bull****. if those women want to be apart of that sect of mormonism, or whatever, let them. after all, it's their life. not yours. quite frankly, i'm happy that human beings are beginning to think for themselves and to give little credence to a big ass fairy tale.

[Windwalker]

Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

florida is filled with a bunch of morons who cannot read a ballot correctly. also, it's the home of a world domination, totalitarian mind control cult known as scientology. hell, just like in california, you gotta know spanish in order to communicate with the locals in the southern parts of that state. florida is a sanctuary state for fleeing cubans just like california is a sanctuary state for illegal aliens from mexico. face it, your home state is a lot like california.

I never said that FL didn't have a bunch of... Well... California does not have the market cornered. But, it does have things that FL does not have.

Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

oh yeah, and what's wrong with polygamy? if a man wants to marry more than one woman. who are you to say it's wrong? oh, because it's in the bible, right? the bible is a bunch of bull****. if those women want to be apart of that sect of mormonism, or whatever, let them. after all, it's their life. not yours. quite frankly, i'm happy that human beings are beginning to think for themselves and to give little credence to a big ass fairy tale.

As for the polygamy... I was told that it was because of all the spouse abuse. Everytime a wife or girl-friend is killed, the movement gains momentum. First of all, there is safety in numbers, and second, they're talking about ganging up on the guys that are non-violent and mild-mannered. In that respect, I can actually see their point.

But, the gay marriages thing... If man was meant to be asexual, it would have been ADAM AND BRUCE.

[ronjon619]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

As for the polygamy... I was told that it was because of all the spouse abuse.

I think it was 40 year old men putting their JOHNSONS into 13 year old girls....

[Syncrosonix]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

I never said that FL didn't have a bunch of... Well... California does not have the market cornered. But, it does have things that FL does not have.

As for the polygamy... I was told that it was because of all the spouse abuse. Everytime a wife or girl-friend is killed, the movement gains momentum. First of all, there is safety in numbers, and second, they're talking about ganging up on the guys that are non-violent and mild-mannered. In that respect, I can actually see their point.

But, the gay marriages thing... If man was meant to be asexual, it would have been ADAM AND BRUCE.

i don't care about gay marriage. it doesn't affect me in any way. i don't ever want to get married or have children. i make that perfectly clear to every woman i've been with. all i tell them is, "don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."

i've got friends who are gay. i've gone drinking with them. i've passed out while drinking with them as well. i didn't wake up with a sore ass, or anything else that somebody may poke fun about. back when i used to dj at raves, many of the party goers were gay, lesbian, and transgender. although they weren't the majority like the flock of fools would have an ignorant person believe. too many people seem to believe that only homosexuals listen to electronic dance music. going to raves was an awesome way to get away from it all for an entire night. people who generally didn't get along on the outside world would be grooving the night away. it was all about peace, love, unity, and respect (PLUR).

the comparison is like the ignorant masses who believe truckers are all fat, lazy, stinky, nascar & country music loving bastards with missing teeth who never made it through the 5th grade, and drive trucks because they aren't capable of doing anything else in life.

spousal abuse happens in monogamous marriages as well. to single out polygamy, is total bull**** in of itself. spousal abuse has no limits to where it stops in religion. the whole stink with that sect is that they're marrying off children. i don't believe it's right. i'm sure there are "good" christians out there who would probably like to have that legalized as well. roman-catholic families have to be worried about their pastor molesting their son. it's a messed up world when you have to be worried when you leave your kid(s) at church. a secular world is the only way to living in a sane world.

maybe california is a bit like texas in a way. california doesn't give a damn what others on the outside are thinking.

[Windwalker]

But, you sure do... Cool your jets, will you?

From what I was told about the "proposed" polygamy in Northern CA, the game plan is to leave the abusive man and live with one that is "tried, tested, and true". What they are talking about has absolutely nothing to do with any branch of LDS. It has everything to do with a woman that has been beaten, hospitalized, and leaves the guy to live with another couple that provide an environment of safety. She doesn't have to worry that just because she walked into the room, she's going to get slapped, punched, beaten, stabbed, or shot.

As to the gay marriages, I do not believe in it. That's just my own opinion, and we're all entitled to that...

There are other things about CA that are screwed up just a little more so than the rest of the country. (Turbo-3000 fuel atomizer, or the magnets that go on your fuel line to polarize your fuel... CALIFORNIA EPA APPROVED... And, they don't do anything but separate a driver from his hard-earned money... But, California says: "you're good to go".) Someone's idea of earnings and expenses in CA are out of line, that's why a couple of the school districts ran out of teachers a while ago, and the cops were looking for other jobs because they could not afford to live on what they were getting paid. And, no, it's not just CA. FL is inundated with DRUNKS, DRUG ADDICTS, AND DERELICTS. And, their pay scale also sucks. But, CA seems to have more of it... Perhaps because it's so much larger a state.