1-2-3-4
Forwarded to me by a friend.
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation that was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what I was in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and aske d, "How do I stop the medicine from working?”
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and eagerly said: "1-2-3!"
Immediately, I was the manliest of men. My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes.
And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
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