MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

[Trukrswyfe]

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11 . The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14 . The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[Drew10]

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
The clip from the 1st Indiana Jones Movie.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
One word......Chicago!!!!!

11 . The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.
Garage Sales

[RebelDarlin]

Originally Posted by Drew10

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
The clip from the 1st Indiana Jones Movie.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
One word......Chicago!!!!!

11 . The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.
Garage Sales

Quit picking on Chicago! :twisted: :wink:

[Double L]

Chicago my ass how about the entire Northeast! :P You should know better Drew. Stop picking on Illinois!

[Drew10]

Reb wrote:

Quit picking on Chicago! Twisted Evil Wink

NO!!!!..... :twisted: :wink:

The "Old Guy" wrote:

Chicago my ass how about the entire Northeast! Razz You should know better Drew. Stop picking on Illinois! Laughing

Remember its you Guys/Gals, that introduced us to (N)Obama, and that crooked azz Gov. whats his name Bagadonuts, or somethin' like that????
:P :P

and I concur....The N/E sux.

[Double L]

Hey I didn't vote neither one of them. The only good politicians to ever come out of Illinois was Abe Lincoln and Jerry Castillo who represents my district.