A crab story
A MAN BOARDED A PLANE WITH A BOX OF CRABS.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in
the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant
and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Of course this irritated the flight attendant and she told the passenger not to worry.
Shortly before landing in Atlanta she announced to the entire
cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in
Baltimore please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up . so she took them home and ate them
herself!
I like stories with happy endings.
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