CAD Member For President!

[matcat]

Ok I am bored, so who on CAD would you vote for President? Let us know WHY you are voting for such, also you may ask questions for candidates to answer concerning their positions .

[Double L]

President is Double L

Vice President is Roadhog

DOT/FMCSA is Golfhobo

Sec of Defense is Matcat

Sec of State is NotSteve

Treasury is RebelDarlin

[matcat]

As a presidential candidate I would offer the following:

1 ) A complete restructuring of the FMCSA

2 ) Change the fuel tax system completely, restructuring it to allow for less fuel taxes but yet still high enough to earn money needed to maintain the roads of the country.

3 ) Economic stimulation programs that will foster growth of domestic business.

4 ) Stronger regulations and taxation for imported products

5 ) More stringent regulations for motor vehicle licensing including better training requirements for standard licenses as well as CDLs.

6 ) Privatization of Social Security

7 ) Sponsored Health Care System

8 ) More domestically focused Military Initiative

9 ) Research into technology that eradicates FOG on roadways!

[Rev.Vassago]

As a presidential candidate I would offer the following:


1. Strippers


2. Beer.

[Ridge Runner]

Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago

As a presidential candidate I would offer the following:


1. Strippers


2. Beer.

Got my vote!

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago

As a presidential candidate I would offer the following:


1. Strippers


2. Beer.

IF I can have 'em BOTH in my sleeper..... you might have MY vote too!

BUT...... as the third candidate on the list, I insist that the voting NOT be done by butterfly ballot. That way, at least 17,000 people in Palm Beach County won't accidentaly vote for BigDiesel instead of ME!

[Double L]

Golfhobo that is why I made you head of DOT/FMCSA so you can be in charge of making the regulations for truckers and allow alcohol in the sleeper.

[Syncrosonix]

hmmmmm, i voted for myself. i'd start by pulling us out of the UN. what are they gonna do about it? the UN is useless. i'd also reinstate the shoot first policy during wartime. to hell with that "wait until you're shot at" garbage! i'd also give france the finger and tell them to go fist themselves. what are they gonna do about it? nothing! in the next world war, i'll let them be taken over for the third time in a row, and this time they won't be liberated by the united states.

all illegal aliens will be deported. landmines will be placed from the fence line of the borders to this country to an undisclosed distance. english will be the national language. if anybody has a problem with it. they have 2 options: learn it or GTFO.

as for religion, this country shall become secular! a secular world is a sane world.

i'll think of more when i can.

[Trukrswyfe]

Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

hmmmmm, i voted for myself. i'd start by pulling us out of the UN. what are they gonna do about it? the UN is useless. i'd also reinstate the shoot first policy during wartime. to hell with that "wait until you're shot at" garbage! i'd also give france the finger and tell them to go fist themselves. what are they gonna do about it? nothing! in the next world war, i'll let them be taken over for the third time in a row, and this time they won't be liberated by the united states.

all illegal aliens will be deported. landmines will be placed from the fence line of the borders to this country to an undisclosed distance. english will be the national language. if anybody has a problem with it. they have 2 options: learn it or GTFO.

as for religion, this country shall become secular! a secular world is a sane world.

i'll think of more when i can.

You lost me at secular, but otherwise for a young kid, that is five years younger then me, Not too bad. I hate France and the UN, I like english but I would say multiple language help rather then hurt. I am tired of illegal activity and sadly once you enter the country illegally everything you do or say from that point is still based on a lie,
One lie to cover another lie to cover another lie. It is unfair to those who waited in line and came through legally.

[RebelDarlin]

You didn't include Windwalker? Oh yeah he's the Write in candidate.

[TruckerChris]

Rev for President and Steve for vice!

[Rev.Vassago]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

IF I can have 'em BOTH in my sleeper..... you might have MY vote too!

I'm sorry, hobo. I should have clarified that I was referring to female strippers. I'm sorry I got your hopes up.

[Drew10]

Syncrosonix wrote:

as for religion, this country shall become secular! a secular world is a sane world.

Synro....this country has always been "secular". Whether you want to believe that or not...is you opinion. However...that is why the 1st Ammendment to the Consititution is in place.

Other than your minor error....your views are quite "Conservative". :wink:

[Roadhog]

Me…President? Noooooooooooooooo!
Funny story, I meant to say yes, (with an arm pump) but I gave it a little twist.

My stance on the environment?
Look, I don’t know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not. But I do know that the decision shouldn’t be in the hands of people who just wanna kill for fun.

Illegal immigrants being used as slave labor?
I’ve never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.

The future for our Country?
Lets face it, we’re boned.
As President, I’ll propose a 4 Trillion dollar space station program, for the wealthy to seek sanctuary, when Earths atmosphere becomes so toxic for human existence, just before the “Great Mutation” begins. This space station will make us profits, in the godzillions, and we can use the money for Theme Parks here on the Earths surface.
One feature of the Theme Parks will be to fire rockets to blow up the space station, and the lucky shooter will get Beer and Hookers for life.
One day a rich man has everything, and the next he is blown up in a space station, and has nothing. Makes you think.

What is the downfall of modern society?
Murder. It’s really not working like it’s supposed to, and that’s all we are really good at.
We need to promote more mercy killings.

My Platform? I’m running on the Reform Party.
It’s really not much of a party though. There is no booze, and only one Hooker.
I need your support. If you provide the liquor, I’ll get some more floozies.

I’m way behind in the polls?
I don’t listen to the polls. I only watch the Vegas odds. Vegas is the real seat of power.
If Big Vinny comes up and gives you the “kiss of death”…don’t worry, the truth is, he’s gay. But that stays in Vegas.

NAFTA?
I will enact a Border Tax, and force Canada and Mexico to pay, or be conquered. What really matters, is that those people appreciate us more, and submit to our Draft.

What do I think of my opponents?
They are all respectable and generally good people.
But isn’t it time someone who has the courage to stand up and say,
[slamming fist on the podium] "I'm against those things that everybody hates!"
I’m not like these other candidates…these clones who use the same tone of voice, and body movements for their short speeches.
My campaign slogan reads, %$#@!! &*^% Beatch!

[Trukrswyfe]

I know I put this link up once already but here it is again.

funnyordie.com

Paris Hilton for President video

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

I think, Steve would like to run with her.

She is looking for a vice pres.




Feel free to check out the other videos Will Ferrels Good Cop Baby Cop and the Landlord are classic.

[Twilight Flyer]

Roadhog has my vote. 8) That was downright freakin' hilarious.

[RebelDarlin]

Originally Posted by Double L

President is Double L

Vice President is Roadhog

DOT/FMCSA is Golfhobo

Sec of Defense is Matcat

Sec of State is NotSteve

Treasury is RebelDarlin

AAAWWW, you trust me with the checkbook? You really are young aren't you? :wink:

[Fredog]

Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago

I'm sorry, hobo. I should have clarified that I was referring to female strippers. I'm sorry I got your hopes up.

[Double L]

Originally Posted by RebelDarlin

AAAWWW, you trust me with the checkbook? You really are young aren't
you? :wink:

Yes I do, handling money in a responsible manner is up to a woman. We men ain't good at money management.

[wot i life]

I vote for "Write In". I`ve never seen the guy online before but I`m sure he`s a right chip of the block, good sort, kicking grannies down....errrm I meant helping grannies downstairs type of guy