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Things you should never do naked
1 ) Cooking bacon
2 ) Skiing
3 ) Preaching a sermon
4 ) Spelunking
5 ) Jumping the tennis court net after a victory (applies moreso to males)
6 ) Attend a Wedding
7 ) Beekeeping
8 ) Wash Windows (inside or out)
9 ) Welding
10 ) martial arts
11 ) fencing / sword fighting
12 ) meet the parents
Please feel free to add your own....
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy - Democrat WTF happened?????
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08-02-2008, 06:54 PM
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I know there are a LOT of things I don't ever want to do naked, but there are also quite a few I WOULD like to do naked :P haha
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08-02-2008, 07:46 PM
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Trim the hedges
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy - Democrat WTF happened?????
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08-02-2008, 08:05 PM
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I've found that syphoning off the bottom of the pool can leave your back "BLUSHING BRILLIANTLY". I would suspect that naked would mean you may have a problem sitting for nearly a week. But, what's the difference in #6 welding, and #9 welding... Just the six and nine???? :wink:
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Destroy the cities... and they will rebuild them.
Destroy the farms... and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker... and grass will grow in the executive offices.
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08-02-2008, 08:10 PM
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I've found that syphoning off the bottom of the pool can leave your back "BLUSHING BRILLIANTLY". I would suspect that naked would mean you may have a problem sitting for nearly a week. But, what's the difference in #6 welding, and #9 welding... Just the six and nine???? :wink:
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Good catch on my TYPO, I'll fix it...
What were you doing in the pool????
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy - Democrat WTF happened?????
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08-02-2008, 08:25 PM
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I've found that syphoning off the bottom of the pool can leave your back "BLUSHING BRILLIANTLY". I would suspect that naked would mean you may have a problem sitting for nearly a week. But, what's the difference in #6 welding, and #9 welding... Just the six and nine???? :wink:
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Good catch on my TYPO, I'll fix it...
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Drowning... 
I guess a wedding could be considered a form of welding too...
Down here, any pool that gets used has dirt in the bottom that does not get picked up and filtered out. So, for our above-ground pool, I was at the bottom with a hose and nozzle like for a vacuum cleaner. The water was simply running out near a storm drain, and carrying the dirt along with it. But on a nice, hot, sunny day, it didn't take long... First, my back blistered, then all the blisters became one, and it peeled off in one large sheet. I didn't use any sun-screen because I figured the water would simply wash it off. And, I figured the surface would reflect enough light that it would not bother me so bad... I figured wrong. Glad I had pants on.
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Destroy the cities... and they will rebuild them.
Destroy the farms... and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker... and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
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08-02-2008, 08:50 PM
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I've found that syphoning off the bottom of the pool can leave your back "BLUSHING BRILLIANTLY". I would suspect that naked would mean you may have a problem sitting for nearly a week. But, what's the difference in #6 welding, and #9 welding... Just the six and nine???? :wink:
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Good catch on my TYPO, I'll fix it...
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Drowning...
I guess a wedding could be considered a form of welding too...
HHHMMM yeah I guess.
Down here, any pool that gets used has dirt in the bottom that does not get picked up and filtered out. So, for our above-ground pool, I was at the bottom with a hose and nozzle like for a vacuum cleaner. The water was simply running out near a storm drain, and carrying the dirt along with it. But on a nice, hot, sunny day, it didn't take long... First, my back blistered, then all the blisters became one, and it peeled off in one large sheet. I didn't use any sun-screen because I figured the water would simply wash it off. And, I figured the surface would reflect enough light that it would not bother me so bad... I figured wrong. Glad I had pants on. |
Oh sunburn! Now I get it... First time I went to a tanning bed, didn't think about certain things that have NEVER been exposed to sunlight. Very uncomfortable few days. 
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08-03-2008, 04:46 AM
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13. Lay in a tanning bed
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy - Democrat WTF happened?????
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roofing
window shopping in San Francisco
job interview
hiking in Gorilla country
jumping through fire hoops
laying on a sandy beach
bungee jumping
doing a TV interview on downfall of Community morals
standing next to a porn star
unloading frozen hazmat ping pong balls one by one, and trying to figure ways to carry more
ice fishing
climbing a tree
insulting a bunch of gang members
petting your cat on your lap
giving your cat a bath
riding a horse bareback
insulating your attic with fiberglass
stand in front of a full length mirror
sit on a leather car seat
bullfighting, unless you want the bull laughing himself to death
sleeping with your pet
playing Twister
posting on an internet message board, and telling everyone that you are naked
and don't forget to bring your wet suit when you go snorkeling in the U.P.
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08-03-2008, 04:34 PM
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I suppose men would have an extra leg to stand on, but wimmin would clearly have the advantage.
I'm just completely intolerable with viewing pressed frog.
It turns my guts. :?
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Don't herd sheep naked....
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08-04-2008, 01:41 AM
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Don't herd sheep, or don't herd sheep naked????
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Destroy the cities... and they will rebuild them.
Destroy the farms... and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker... and grass will grow in the executive offices.
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What's the TITLE of this thread????? Do I really have to say NAKED????
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy - Democrat WTF happened?????
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babysitting (some parents have guns)
jump up and yell "bingo" in a church hall (some grannies have guns)
go fishing in Canada in July-August (black flies)
testify in front of a congressional committee
sell vaseline door-to-door
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Show up for a Random Drug Test
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy - Democrat WTF happened?????
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08-17-2008, 05:48 AM
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Workout
Work in a fast food joint
Clean up a haz waste spill
Try to bargain your way out of a ticket
Ride a bike in the ice, or slick snow (especially when you have a thorn patch at the end of your driveway)
Throw frisbee's at lit lightbulbs
Blow in a cat's face
Dance on a roof (shingle burn)
Tempt drunk friends to "Spray me with that mace, i f'ing dare you" (because they are plastered and they will)
Ride in a shopping cart
Get your newspaper (there is ALWAYS someone up)
Paintball
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08-17-2008, 10:02 PM
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Workout
Work in a fast food joint
Clean up a haz waste spill
Try to bargain your way out of a ticket
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Actually, if you're female, this one might work... Maybe... :wink:
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Ride a bike in the ice, or slick snow (especially when you have a thorn patch at the end of your driveway)
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What kind of thorns can not get through clothing?:sad:
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Throw frisbee's at lit lightbulbs
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They aren't directly above you, are they?
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Blow in a cat's face
Dance on a roof (shingle burn)
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And, dancing naked makes a difference on whether they will burn or not??? 
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Tempt drunk friends to "Spray me with that mace, i f'ing dare you" (because they are plastered and they will)
Ride in a shopping cart
Get your newspaper (there is ALWAYS someone up)
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And you could give them a GOOD LAUGH?:razz:
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Destroy the cities... and they will rebuild them.
Destroy the farms... and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker... and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
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08-17-2008, 11:53 PM
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Workout
Work in a fast food joint
Clean up a haz waste spill
Try to bargain your way out of a ticket
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Actually, if you're female, this one might work... Maybe... :wink:
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Ride a bike in the ice, or slick snow (especially when you have a thorn patch at the end of your driveway)
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What kind of thorns can not get through clothing?:sad:
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Throw frisbee's at lit lightbulbs
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They aren't directly above you, are they?
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Blow in a cat's face
Dance on a roof (shingle burn)
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And, dancing naked makes a difference on whether they will burn or not???
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Tempt drunk friends to "Spray me with that mace, i f'ing dare you" (because they are plastered and they will)
Ride in a shopping cart
Get your newspaper (there is ALWAYS someone up)
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And you nake could give them a GOOD LAUGH?:razz:
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I am a girl...
Hey, it was just a suggested list of things not to do while while naked...
You can razz me...but you'll not hear my neighbors laughing!
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