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Old 07-24-2008, 11:26 PM
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A blonde and a brunette were standing in an elevator. A man with dandruff walked in. The brunette said, "Somebody needs to give him some Head & Shoulders."

The blonde asked, " How do you give shoulders?"
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Old 07-24-2008, 11:41 PM
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Speaking of Head&Shoulders....

What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:06 PM
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What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
Where he's at??? I don't even know if he has an bathroom anymore. :wink:
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:34 PM
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What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
Where he's at??? I don't even know if he has an bathroom anymore. :wink:
He's dead.
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:07 PM
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Speaking of Head&Shoulders....

What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
Where he's at??? I don't even know if he has an bathroom anymore. :wink:
He's dead.
That's what I meant. But, never having been there, I can not tell you if they have bathrooms there or not. :wink:
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:25 AM
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Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy - Democrat
WTF happened?????
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:33 AM
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:36 AM
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Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy - Democrat
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