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Thread: Head & Shoulders

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    Default Head & Shoulders

    A blonde and a brunette were standing in an elevator. A man with dandruff walked in. The brunette said, "Somebody needs to give him some Head & Shoulders."

    The blonde asked, " How do you give shoulders?"
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    Speaking of Head&Shoulders....

    What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
    Mud, sweat, and gears

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    Quote Originally Posted by BanditsCousin
    Speaking of Head&Shoulders....

    What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
    Where he's at??? I don't even know if he has an bathroom anymore. :wink:
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker
    Quote Originally Posted by BanditsCousin
    Speaking of Head&Shoulders....

    What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
    Where he's at??? I don't even know if he has an bathroom anymore. :wink:
    He's dead.
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker
    Quote Originally Posted by BanditsCousin
    Speaking of Head&Shoulders....

    What does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
    Where he's at??? I don't even know if he has an bathroom anymore. :wink:
    He's dead.
    That's what I meant. But, never having been there, I can not tell you if they have bathrooms there or not. :wink:
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    So what does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
    Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
    Responsibility is the ability to choose your response. Victims choose to be controlled by outside forces, Responsible people maintain control by making a choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
    So what does Jeffery Dahmer keep in his bathroom?
    Probably..."Head and Shoulders"....

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    DOH!
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
    Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
    Responsibility is the ability to choose your response. Victims choose to be controlled by outside forces, Responsible people maintain control by making a choice.

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