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Thread: The Wedding Night

  1. 07-16-2008 12:09 PM #1
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    Default The Wedding Night

    Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!Eat your lunch and go back to school .' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do yo u know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?' He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.
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  2. 07-18-2008 02:32 AM #2
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    :shock: :shock: Hahaha!!!!!! that would be horrible!
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    Always read the bottle to makes sure what it is.
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    Well... Let's see..... That would mean that she would not be able to say "WE'RE DONE NOW" after a couple of hours and walk away.
    HHHMMmmmmmm...............!!!
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)

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  5. 07-23-2008 07:40 PM #5
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    I guess thats what they mean by "sticking it to it"
    OURS IS NOT TO WONDER WHY
    OURS IS BUT TO DO OR DIE.
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