Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot

[vavega]

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!'
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie.
'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'
She smiles and they start kissing.
Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.
'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.
'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!'
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.
He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,

I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'

[wot i life]

Hmmmmm, illogical

[Blind Driver]

Originally Posted by wot i life

Hmmmmm, illogical

No sense of humor, eh?

[Roadhog]

Ha hahahaha good one 'V'

Wot was "Spock Posting."
remember the vulcan on Star Trek? everything was illogical.
...the no sense of humor was funny.

[vavega]

BD, my buddy wot was alluding to the oxymoron of a brave french man. :wink: it's along the lines of a jumbo shrimp.

a first line like that shocked him dead in his tracks. i figure he started laughing about 10 minutes ago. :P :mrgreen:

[wot i life]

Originally Posted by vavega

BD, my buddy wot was alluding to the oxymoron of a brave french man. :wink: it's along the lines of a jumbo shrimp.

a first line like that shocked him dead in his tracks. i figure he started laughing about 10 minutes ago. :P :mrgreen:

That is, a somewhat logical explanation V :wink:

[ct77]

good one, I thought it was going in another direction like what you drink to fish :P