How To Tell If You're Really Married
This sounds about right!
HOW TO TELL YOU'RE MARRIED
Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wore black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."
The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we were just wild all night long! "
The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner Batman?'
(If I was dressed up like cat-woman and he called ME batman & asked what was for dinner, I wouldve thrown a stiletto at him! haha)
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