Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo
Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo
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LOG ON: Making the woodstove hotter
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood
MONITOR: Keepin an eye on that woodstove
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood ofn the truk
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thar thang whut splits th farwood
REBOOT: Whut ya do before goin' outside in th winter time to git farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside
SCREEN: Whut to shut when its blak fly season
BYTE: Whut them flys do
CHIP: Muchies fer th TV
MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in th tater chip bag
INFRARED: Whur the left over munchies go, Fred eats em
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Ol Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Whur th kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang th keys
SOFTWARE: Them plastik forks and knifs
MOUSE: What eats th grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up th barn
PORT: Fancy Flatlander Wine
ENTER: Northern fer c'mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer cb radio when yore wife asks.
CLICK: Whut ye hear when ya click yore gun
DOUBLE CLICK: Whut ye hear when ya mean bizness!
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