Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo

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Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo

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LOG ON: Making the woodstove hotter

LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood

MONITOR: Keepin an eye on that woodstove

DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood ofn the truk

MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded

FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM: That thar thang whut splits th farwood

REBOOT: Whut ya do before goin' outside in th winter time to git farwood.

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time

PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside

SCREEN: Whut to shut when its blak fly season

BYTE: Whut them flys do

CHIP: Muchies fer th TV

MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in th tater chip bag

INFRARED: Whur the left over munchies go, Fred eats em

MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX: Ol Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP: Whur th kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang th keys

SOFTWARE: Them plastik forks and knifs

MOUSE: What eats th grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME: Holds up th barn

PORT: Fancy Flatlander Wine

ENTER: Northern fer c'mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer cb radio when yore wife asks.

CLICK: Whut ye hear when ya click yore gun

DOUBLE CLICK: Whut ye hear when ya mean bizness!