Gov. Job
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He says "Yes - just caffeine."
"'Have you ever been in the service?"
"Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are fr om 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"
"'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around
drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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