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Old 05-27-2008, 03:10 PM
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Trukrswyfe is on the right path.  You could probably safely loan them a quarter.
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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He says "Yes - just caffeine."

"'Have you ever been in the service?"

"Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are fr om 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"

"'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around
drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:24 AM
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stormothecentury is an unknown poster at this point.  Don't let him/her around power tools just yet.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:35 AM
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street_95 is an unknown poster at this point.  Don't let him/her around power tools just yet.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:47 AM
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Slimland is on the right path.  You could probably safely loan them a quarter.
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Well I'm half way there! :evil:
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On the edge of sleep, I heard voices behind the door
The known and the nameless, familiar and faceless
My angels and my demons at war'

At war...

'Which one will lose depends on what I choose
Or maybe which voice I ignore...'

Wilderness of mirrors
Streets of cold desire
My precious sense of honor
Just a shield of rusty wire
I hold against the chaos
And the cross of holy fire

Wilderness of mirrors
So easy to deceive
My precious sense of rightness
Is sometimes so naive
So that which I imagine
Is that which I believe
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