Cardboard Men ..
When Cardboard Men Come In Handy :
A car gets a flat on the Interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle, facing on-coming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
Pretty soon, a police car arrives & pulls in behind her vehicle.
The officer, clearly charged up, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer," the woman sez calmly.
"Well! What the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by side of the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooo!!" sez the blonde: Those are my emergency flashers!"
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Live the way you love .... and Love the way you live. .. Trace Adkins .........
Watch your 'Thoughts,' they become words. Watch your 'Words,' they become
actions. Watch your 'Actions,' they become habits. Watch your 'Habits,' they
become character. Watch your 'Character,' for it becomes your Destiny.'
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