Eggs and cops

[Double L]

Last night, this car got pulled over by a Roxana cop, I thought the car was speeding then this other car pulled up into Casey's parking lot, the driver of that car ran over to the cop, then a Hartford cop pulls up and then a South Roxana cop. Come to find out the guy that pulled into Casey's called the cops on the car they pulled over for egging someone's house! I was laughing my ass cause they need 3 cops for something that small! Hell with all 3 cops on that call I could of went and robbed Casey's or something since there is only 1 cop in Hartford, Roxana, and South Roxana on a shift.

[Windwalker]

Last night, this car got pulled over by a Roxana cop, I thought the car was speeding then this other car pulled up into Casey's parking lot, the driver of that car ran over to the cop, then a Hartford cop pulls up and then a South Roxana cop. Come to find out the guy that pulled into Casey's called the cops on the car they pulled over for egging someone's house! I was laughing my ass cause they need 3 cops for something that small! Hell with all 3 cops on that call I could of went and robbed Casey's or something since there is only 1 cop in Hartford, Roxana, and South Roxana on a shift.

Guess you haven't heard of RUSSEL WHITELIGHTNING in Madison, WI. Robbed a handful of the "RED-HOT SAUSAGES" from a convenience store, then stole a KRISPY-KREEM doughnut truck for a get-away vehicle. Back doors open and "COP BAIT" all over the streets. At one point, he stopped, then back into the front of the squad and took off. Didn't get away, though. . Maybe his first name was WARREN, not Russel. But with a last name like that, how could forget it. But, after watching that video... You talk about laugh...