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Thread: Woman and a iguana

  1. 04-21-2008 01:28 PM #1
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    Default Woman and a iguana

    What do you get when you cross a woman with an iguana?

    A Lot Lizard
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  2. 04-21-2008 07:55 PM #2
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    What do I need to cross to get

    Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?

    I need to know.

    Lethal Weapon 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDm...eature=related

    Bird on a Wire.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI



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  3. 04-24-2008 07:26 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    What do I need to cross to get

    Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?

    I need to know.

    Lethal Weapon 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDm...eature=related

    Bird on a Wire.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI



    What women want.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6x...eature=related
    A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
    The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy.

    But, be very carefull what you wish for.......
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)

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  4. 04-24-2008 04:55 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    What do I need to cross to get

    Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?

    I need to know.

    Lethal Weapon 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDm...eature=related

    Bird on a Wire.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI



    What women want.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6x...eature=related
    A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
    The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy.

    But, be very carefull what you wish for.......

    Thanks but I think I already have the old Mel in my husband, beautiful deep eyes, he's kinda crazy, and the nicest tush.....plus we already have cuffs. We just got back from Anthony's and the Tulip festival in Skatgit county. How romantic. Cuz he lovesss me.

    Later Wind.
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  5. 04-25-2008 11:53 AM #5
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    May i point out one obvious clue, i believe its posted below my typing? What you guys wrote does NOT pertain to my joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    What do I need to cross to get

    Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?

    I need to know.

    Lethal Weapon 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDm...eature=related

    Bird on a Wire.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI



    What women want.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6x...eature=related
    A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
    The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy.

    But, be very carefull what you wish for.......

    Thanks but I think I already have the old Mel in my husband, beautiful deep eyes, he's kinda crazy, and the nicest tush.....plus we already have cuffs. We just got back from Anthony's and the Tulip festival in Skatgit county. How romantic. Cuz he lovesss me.

    Later Wind.
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  6. 04-25-2008 03:58 PM #6
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    Sorry Kreeper,

    You are 100% correct.

    If is was funny I would have put a smiley face.

    It wasn't.

    Better?
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    If is was funny I would have put a smiley face.

    It wasn't.

    Better?


    Ok, now THAT was funny.



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  8. 04-26-2008 09:04 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by kreeper01
    May i point out one obvious clue, i believe its posted below my typing? What you guys wrote does NOT pertain to my joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    What do I need to cross to get

    Mel Gibson, when he was younger in Lethal Weapon or Bird on a Wire?

    I need to know.

    Lethal Weapon 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHBDm...eature=related

    Bird on a Wire.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5V0UOizWXI



    What women want.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vs6x...eature=related
    A TIME MACHINE, PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, and A .45 ACP...
    The time machine is to get you back to the time when Mel was that age. The handcuffs and the .45 ACP are to control your husband while you enjoy.

    But, be very carefull what you wish for.......

    Thanks but I think I already have the old Mel in my husband, beautiful deep eyes, he's kinda crazy, and the nicest tush.....plus we already have cuffs. We just got back from Anthony's and the Tulip festival in Skatgit county. How romantic. Cuz he lovesss me.

    Later Wind.

    Kreeper, you have to bear in mind that this Forum is NOT, and never has been, moderated like the Trukz forum. :wink:
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  9. 04-27-2008 03:45 PM #9
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    i know this joke was lame, i am not one for making jokes very laughable.

    I try to show that i have a sense of humor, but not a very good one.
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  10. 04-27-2008 05:22 PM #10
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    What do you get if you cross an Eskimo with Monica Lowinsky?

    A "Snowblower".

    If you can't shift it smoothly, you shouldn't be driving it.
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  11. 04-27-2008 08:45 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by kreeper01
    i know this joke was lame, i am not one for making jokes very laughable.

    I try to show that i have a sense of humor, but not a very good one.
    Me neither I don't get a LOT of jokes, but I think I'm funny. :wink:
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