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Thread: 3 Hillbillies

  1. 04-19-2008, 06:31 AM #1
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    Default 3 Hillbillies

    Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the
    breeze.


    1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought
    an air conditioner..."


    2nd Hillbilly: Why is that stupid?"


    1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"


    2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid,
    she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"


    1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"


    2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"


    3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber
    than both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the
    other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."


    1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"


    3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker."
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  2. 04-19-2008, 06:53 AM #2
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  3. 04-19-2008, 04:46 PM #3
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    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
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    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
    Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
    Responsibility is the ability to choose your response. Victims choose to be controlled by outside forces, Responsible people maintain control by making a choice.
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  4. 04-19-2008, 05:15 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    Good idea
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  5. 04-20-2008, 09:26 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog
    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    Good idea
    I'm tryin'
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
    Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
    Responsibility is the ability to choose your response. Victims choose to be controlled by outside forces, Responsible people maintain control by making a choice.
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  6. 04-21-2008, 04:56 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog
    Quote Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
    Good idea
    I'm tryin'
    I'm in my corner... Not saying a word...
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)

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  7. 06-14-2008, 07:52 PM #7
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    Default HAR HAR HAR!

    Aw..That wudnt funny.
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