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Old 04-19-2008, 03:31 PM
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Default 3 Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the
breeze.


1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought
an air conditioner..."


2nd Hillbilly: Why is that stupid?"


1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"


2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid,
she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"


1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"


2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"


3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber
than both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the
other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."


1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"


3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker."
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Old 04-19-2008, 03:53 PM
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Old 04-20-2008, 01:46 AM
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I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
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I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
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I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy - Democrat
WTF happened?????
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:15 AM
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I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
Good idea
I'm tryin'
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln - Republican
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy - Democrat
WTF happened?????
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:56 PM
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I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
I will not say the first thing that pops into my head!
Good idea
I'm tryin'
I'm in my corner... Not saying a word...
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Destroy the cities...
and they will rebuild them.

Destroy the farms...
and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
and grass will grow in the executive offices.

The bill has come due.
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Old 06-15-2008, 04:52 AM
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Aw..That wudnt funny.
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