Boy and his frog

[Fredog]

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the door step of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.' The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said no. He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want.'
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG.

[RebelDarlin]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

[Cluggy619]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

[Fredog]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

[Windwalker]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

[RebelDarlin]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it, stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first.

[Cluggy619]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it, stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first.

Here's a little truth......we all pay for it.

Some pay alittle.......some pay alot.......a few pay with all they got.

The boy got lucky.....it only costed him CASH!

[RebelDarlin]

You got that right...

[Fredog]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it,
but that would spoil the joke
stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first.

[RebelDarlin]

And that would be called male logic :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Silly me would have just slashed the milkmans tires and been done with it,
but that would spoil the joke
stupid boy had to PAY to get laid first.

You're right, it would have spoiled the joke. There is a reason my ex used to call me Mrs. Spock. :wink:

[Windwalker]

***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well.
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did.

[Fredog]

***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well.
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did.

DING DING............. back to your corners

[RebelDarlin]

***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well.
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did.

DING DING............. back to your corners

Sorry! My original comment was meant as a joke. I think SOME of you understood that. For those who don't get it... TOO BAD!

[Fredog]

***And that would be called male logic*** :twisted:

That's right.

We use it.

Because it works. 'Nuff said.

YEA!! SO THERE!!

And, it certainly beats thinking the "CHECK ENGINE" light on the dash is just a cute decoration for two weeks before the engine dies...

Other than bashing on women again, WTF does that have to do with anything????

Look who started the "bashing". If a woman is going to start in on male logic, she may expect to have woman's logic brought in as well.
For that matter, I said absolutely NOTHING about that being a woman's logic until after you did.

DING DING............. back to your corners

Sorry! My original comment was meant as a joke. I think SOME of you understood that. For those who don't get it... TOO BAD!

ok, it's on!! I aint gonna "chicken" out

[RebelDarlin]

I was pretty good at this! But you aren't the one I was "fighting" with. :wink:

[Fredog]

I was pretty good at this!

I LOVE that game, wish I still had it, the new version stinks

[RebelDarlin]

I was pretty good at this!

I LOVE that game, wish I still had it, the new version stinks

I know. I bought it for my grandson and it's a piece of crap! The original (as usual) was MUCH better!