Forgive me....
A young student in a private school was confessing his sins to the priest. As he knelt in the confessional, he said "Forgive me father for I have sinned, I've been with a loose girl." When the priest heard this he said "Billy Williams, is that you?" "Yes, father" the boy answered. "How could you do such a thing? Who was it?" The boy responded, "I'm sorry father I can't tell you." The priest asked, "Was it Sally Johnson, I've heard rumors about her." "No, I'm sorry but I can't say who." said the boy. "Was it Jenny Smith? I've always been worried about that one." the priest asked. "I really can't tell you father." said the boy. "It was, Brittany Horner wasn't it? Her father has been expressing concern about her." the priest said. "No father, I'm not gonna tell you." "Well, all right." The preist said, "but I'm afraid you can't be an Alter Server at mass for the next four weeks. And I want you to say ten Hail Marys."
The boy then left the confessional and went to sit next to his friend. Once he sat down, his best friend asked him "So what'd you get?" To which the boy responded, "Four weeks vacation and three more names."
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if this offended anyone, i do apologize.
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