Amazingly Simple Home Remedies...
1. If you're choking on an ice
cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The
blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when
slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs.
about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure
sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus
reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of
your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take
a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life -
WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it
shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems
normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a
hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE
SLINKIES, NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Originally Posted by jayburd
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