Chili.... warning to Truckers wife. read before eating

[Fredog]

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"



The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, "Nah, go ahead."



Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.




The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too..."

[Ratdog]

Oh fredog, that is messed up!

[thebaldeagle655]

almost as bad as bad as last week when Hillary Clinton went to the VA hospital to visit veterans that were injured from Iraq. She entered the room of one young Marine that she wished to speak to but noted that he was sleeping. Not wanting to disturb her but really wishing to speak to him , she decided to sit down and wait for him to awaken. While she was sitting there she noticed a bowl of peanuts sitting on his end table. Hillary was a little hungry and decided that the young Marine probably wouldn't mind if she ate just a few. Before long she had finished the entire bowl of peanuts. About that time the Marine woke up. Hillary immediately apologized and told him that she would be glad to have her Secret Service escort run to the store to buy him more nuts.

Nah, that's alright replied the marine, I only like to suck the chocolate off of them anyway.

[Trukrswyfe]

Gross Fredog, :shock: :shock:

So it's steak or chicken tonight for me. :P

[Fredog]

Gross Fredog, :shock: :shock:

So it's steak or chicken tonight for me. :P

I had breaded pork chops, baked potato and home made chocolate chip cookies. may have chili tomorow. :shock: :shock:

[Trukrswyfe]

Gross Fredog, :shock: :shock:

So it's steak or chicken tonight for me. :P

I had breaded pork chops, baked potato and home made chocolate chip cookies. may have chili tomorow. :shock: :shock:

Husband had Prime Rib, salad,roll.
I had Chicken, salad, Long Island and turtle blizzard.

Good date. :P

No chili today or tomorrow.

[Fredog]

Gross Fredog, :shock: :shock:

So it's steak or chicken tonight for me. :P

I had breaded pork chops, baked potato and home made chocolate chip cookies. may have chili tomorow. :shock: :shock:

Husband had Prime Rib, salad,roll.
I had Chicken, salad, Long Island and turtle blizzard.

Good date. :P

No chili today or tomorrow.

turtle blizzard. made with REAL turtle

[jayburd]