You know you've been on the road too long when...

[ChikinTrucka]

You know you've been on the road too long when...
-You have to call home for directions,
-You can't remember your spouses name,
-You don't recognize your kids,
-You have to turn on a fan next to your bed because you miss the 'white noise',
-And the worst reason you know you've been on the road too long- You wipe off the toilet seat in your own bathroom before you use it.

[Drew10]

There can be a ton of these....just add them on

- You make wide right turns in your 4wheeler. Checking the right mirror to clear the curb.

- You attempt to pull the Parking brake knob, when you stop your 4wheeler.

(keep adding, it can be fun. )

[Windwalker]

You are in your car and keep checking the overhead clearance to the power lines and branches.

You go to change gears and come to a panic stop because your car is an automatic with a WIDE brake peddle.

You "DOUBLE CLUTCH" your pickup.

[Doctor Who]

You make wide right turns in your 4wheeler. Checking the right mirror to clear the curb.

- You attempt to pull the Parking brake knob, when you stop your 4wheeler.

You are in your car and keep checking the overhead clearance to the power lines and branches.

You go to change gears and come to a panic stop because your car is an automatic with a WIDE brake peddle.

You "DOUBLE CLUTCH" your pickup.

Ummm guilty as charged

[ChikinTrucka]

If airplanes taxi, can taxis airplane????

If you've ever been to NYC, you have seen them 'flyin' around the village!

[Double R]

Your in bed with your wife(or G/F) and she says "I ain't got no panties on"
And you reply is:
"SHUT UP STUPID"

[flood]

Your in bed with your wife(or G/F) and she says "I ain't got no panties on"
And you reply is:
"SHUT UP STUPID"

i knew someone would say it...

how about turning a corner seeing the ON TRUCK sign and hitting the breaks when driving a MG.....

[ChikinTrucka]

Your in bed with your wife(or G/F) and she says "I ain't got no panties on"
And you reply is:
"SHUT UP STUPID"

I think I've done almost everyone of these, at least once.

I may even have said to my son:"Shut up, Cracker-head", but I'm sure it was in good fun.....

[Drew10]

...you get hometime, and notice the trees, and shrubs are taller than when you had left.
...in your 4hweeler you time your approach to a redlight anticipating it to turn green, so you dont have to come to a stop, progressively downshifting if you have a standard tranny.

[lucky2]

You know your on the road to long when you put a cb in your house to know whats going on out on the road. And especially if you have to ask what's your 20.

[kreeper01]

You know you been on the road to long when you back into your driveway, get out and take a squirt, and your neibours stare at you with a "what the heck are you doing" look, "don't you know what a bathroom is"?