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Thread: The Naked Cowboy

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    Double L is offline Senior Board Member Double L is an unknown poster at this point.  Don't let him/her around power tools just yet.
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    Default The Naked Cowboy

    The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the
    street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the
    walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
    his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
    As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the
    world are you dressed like this?"

    The Cowboy says:

    "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the
    bar down the road and this pretty little red head
    asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I
    did.

    We go inside and she pulls off her top and
    asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did.

    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to
    pull off my pants. So I did.

    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to
    pull off my shorts. So I did.
    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind
    of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy ...."

    and here I am."

    Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist!

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    thats a good one
    Live the way you love .... and Love the way you live. .. Trace Adkins .........

    Watch your 'Thoughts,' they become words. Watch your 'Words,' they become
    actions. Watch your 'Actions,' they become habits. Watch your 'Habits,' they
    become character. Watch your 'Character,' for it becomes your Destiny.'

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    Sorry stupid I wouldnt let him leave if I needed him to go to town,

    sorry he wouldnt go anywhere till I was DONE!!!!!

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    jayburd is offline Board Regular jayburd is an unknown poster at this point.  Don't let him/her around power tools just yet.
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    Maybe she shoulda put a bit in her mouth.
    There's a reason drovers rode mares. :wink:
    Jay

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