Best Blonde joke - for Trukrswyfe!

[golfhobo]

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)



My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL! '


:wink:

[wimpy]

hee hee !!!

[Trukrswyfe]

Thanks Hobo,,, since you cant hear my tone, I will explain,, cute ,,Husband thought the joke was funny just wondered WHO the hell are you. :shock:

Now he doesn't like you

j/k he isnt worried about you, heehee

[Mr. Ford95]

Got a Blonde Moment of the year thus far

Brothers GF was driving is truck, blonde girl, and went to park at work. She called him on the phone, "I can't get the keys out of the ignition, want me to just leave the truck unlocked?" His response, "Put the truck in park and then remove the keys." "But it's an automatic." He was speechless

[RebelDarlin]

Got a Blonde Moment of the year thus far

Brothers GF was driving is truck, blonde girl, and went to park at work. She called him on the phone, "I can't get the keys out of the ignition, want me to just leave the truck unlocked?" His response, "Put the truck in park and then remove the keys." "But it's an automatic." He was speechless

Please tell him NOT to have children with her! :wink:

[4roses]

hahahaa

[Windwalker]

Thanks Hobo,,, since you cant hear my tone, I will explain,, cute ,,Husband thought the joke was funny just wondered WHO the hell are you. :shock:

Now he doesn't like you

ROFL

And the HOBO gets in trouble just by being his own "good natured self".

[golfhobo]

Thanks Hobo,,, since you cant hear my tone, I will explain,, cute ,,Husband thought the joke was funny just wondered WHO the hell are you. :shock:

Now he doesn't like you

ROFL

And the HOBO gets in trouble just by being his own "good natured self".

Ain't it the TRUTH!?!?!? :shock: I can't win for losing!

I only "mentioned" TW because of her posts on this thread:

http://www.classadrivers.com/phpBB2/...=357392#357392

Heck... she isn't even BLONDE!!! :shock:

[Trukrswyfe]

I was laughing hence the laughing face, laughing means funny and happy, not serious,

Joking, Kidding, having fun, ribbed you back,

Get it? We cool?

I thought it was sweet you thought of me, I feel bad for the blondes, real blondes that is, a brunette like myself are ditzy, and yes I am a good sport and fine with that.

I can laugh at myself, Its easy.

Trukrswyfe Goofing around, should I post the pic or not? hummmm!! thinking about it

[Slimland]

My youngest daughter asked me where Orange Juice came from.

I told here lemons- she said uhhu. edit{ for y'all that don't know what uhhu is, that is a southern word for No it ain't}

[Windwalker]

Got a Blonde Moment of the year thus far

Brothers GF was driving is truck, blonde girl, and went to park at work. She called him on the phone, "I can't get the keys out of the ignition, want me to just leave the truck unlocked?" His response, "Put the truck in park and then remove the keys." "But it's an automatic." He was speechless

My mother was not a blonde, and had the same thing happen to her. No matter what she tried, the key would not come out. She went to a gas station next door and asked for help. The guy came, jiggled the steering wheel while trying to get the key out, and it came out just fine. Had something to do with the steering wheel lock.

[DaveP]

My youngest daughter asked me where Orange Juice came from.

I told here lemons- she said uhhu. edit{ for y'all that don't know what uhhu is, that is a southern word for No it ain't}

Spelled "unh-unh"

[Slimland]

My youngest daughter asked me where Orange Juice came from.

I told here lemons- she said uhhu. edit{ for y'all that don't know what uhhu is, that is a southern word for No it ain't}

Spelled "unh-unh"

You shur? I still don't think it looks right. and how can we spell those type's of words?

[Trukrswyfe]

Not during the times of cell phones

2 sisters, a blonde and brunette inherit the family ranch, but after a few years hit money troubles. To stop reposession they have to buy a bull so they can breed their own stock.

With only $600 left, the brunette heads west to a ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister "When I get there, if I buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive
out after me and haul it home."

Arriving at the ranch and inspecting the bull, the brunette decides to buy it and the man tells her it'll cost $599. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send a telegram to her sister informing her of the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

With only $1 left the brunette realises she can only send 1 word, but after thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable' " The operator shakes is head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it real slow. - Com-for-ta-ble"