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Thread: New Drugs for women......

  1. 01-31-2008 06:40 PM #1
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    Default New Drugs for women......

    Depressed?
    Overworked?
    Job Suck?
    Unappreciated?
    Family Problems?
    Money Worries?

    Well Here it the Pill for you..


    ***itol
    1000mg

    When life just blows.....***itol!
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    NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
    DAMNITOL
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
    EMPTYNESTROGEN
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    ST. MOMMA'S WORT
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days
    PEPTOBIMBO
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
    DUMBEROL
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
    FLIPITOR
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
    MENICILLIN
    Potent anti- boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines a s, 'You make me want to be a better person. '
    BUYAGRA
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
    JACKASSPIRIN
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can' t remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
    ANTI-TALKSIDENT
    A spray carried in a purse or wal let to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
    NAGAMENT
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
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  2. 01-31-2008 07:19 PM #2
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    Thats funny....
    (I'll take 2 capsules...plz)
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  3. 01-31-2008 07:22 PM #3
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    you need to visit the site
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  4. 01-31-2008 07:24 PM #4
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    That's a goood one, TW!
    Remember,,,,,,, If you eat a live frog first thing every morning, you can rest assured it will likely be the worst thing you will have to do all day.
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  5. 01-31-2008 07:33 PM #5
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    TW wrote:
    you need to visit the site
    I took a look...
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  6. 02-01-2008 05:49 AM #6
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    that's precious
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  7. 02-01-2008 07:28 AM #7
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    Yeah

    I have a years prescription... :twisted: :P
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  8. 02-01-2008 10:29 AM #8
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    It took me a minute, but I got it!
    At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock:


    http://watsonsysco.com/
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  9. 02-01-2008 10:34 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Yeah

    I have a years prescription... :twisted: :P
    :shock: :shock:

    To which ones???


    (I was going to razz :P you...but thought better of it, and chickened out. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrabbit379
    It took me a minute, but I got it!
    At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock:
    I see you've TRIED the Dumberol! :wink:

    I'm gonna try the Peptobimbo. See if it works for men! :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrabbit379
    It took me a minute, but I got it!
    At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock:
    I see you've TRIED the Dumberol! :wink:

    I'm gonna try the Peptobimbo. See if it works for men! :shock:
    I still take Soylent Green
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    FLIPITOR
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    I take this......150 mg. dailey.
    Jay
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  13. 02-04-2008 08:36 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrabbit379
    It took me a minute, but I got it!
    At first, I thought, "hmmm. that's interesting." Then it dawned on me. :shock:
    I see you've TRIED the Dumberol! :wink:

    Yeah. :P


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