Making Breakfast

[Double L]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in s ome more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

[Random_Facts]

Haha

Then the next thing he felt was the Frying pan as it hit his head. The Surgery to remove the Spatula from his Butthole is in the morning if they can get the Proctologist to stop laughing.

[Double L]

Then the next thing he felt was the Frying pan as it hit his head. The Surgery to remove the Spatula from his Butthole is in the morning if they can get the Proctologist to stop laughing.

I'll 2nd that one

Update on the husband. The surgery was a complete sucess. However when they removed the spatula they found the salt shaker pepper grinder and the rest of the EGGS.