I was wondering,,,,,,,,,,,

[Creek Jackson]

Today I had some deep thoughts,,,,,,,,,

The first was how did they calculate how long it should take a guy to wizz in one of those self flushing urinals.

Cause if you try to fake it out,,,, you can't, it doesn't work, you have to stand in front of it for a undermined period of time.

I would like to have the job of figuring that kind of stuff out.


The other thing I was wondering was about those syncronized swimmers down in Florida.
If the leader gets a cramp and drowns,,,,do they all drown? :shock:

Makes you wonder,,,,,,,,,

[golfhobo]

I don't see the problem with the urinals. Why would you want to "fake one out?"

My problem is with the self-flushing toilets! How were THESE guys taught to wipe their Azzes?? Maybe, I'm doing it wrong (after all these years,) but everytime I bend over to wipe from behind, the damn thing flushes and waters my butt! :twisted:

I thought only wimmin wiped from between the legs!?? :? :?

How am I supposed to wipe my butt, and STILL be sitting upright?? Am I the ONLY guy on the planet that "reaches around" to wipe my butt??? :shock:

Eureka!!! I just thought of a solution!! From now on, I'll enter the stall with a stick of chewing gum in my mouth! Anyone who follows me, will just have to push the friggin BUTTON!!

[Windwalker]

Creek, if you want to work it out as to just how long it takes a guy to wiz, that's fine. You go ahead and do that.

I'll work the LADY'S ROOM......