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Thread: A Blonde's Year in Review

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    Default A Blonde's Year in Review

    A Blonde's Year in Review

    January
    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February
    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
    Helllloooo!!!....... bottles won't fit in printer !!!

    March
    Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

    April
    Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

    May
    Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
    water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June
    Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July
    Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
    the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August
    Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

    September
    The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October
    Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November
    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December
    Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
    I wish i was fishing instead of working
    Pacific Northwest is my playground.

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    oops

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    And, you don't have to be a woman to have a blonde moment either.

    I once spent four days working on some software for a special bit of engineering. Writing and debugging. Then, when I thought I was getting close to being all done with it, I hit the wrong button and erased the whole thing. Yeah, it happens.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    TW said:
    My blonde moment I hit the wrong button and pm'ed myself. Twice
    :shock:
    Thats a classic. Thats funny right there.


    Sorry TW, dont hurt me.

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    opps again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    TW said:
    My blonde moment I hit the wrong button and pm'ed myself. Twice
    :shock:
    Thats a classic. Thats funny right there.


    Sorry TW, dont hurt me.
    I know it was funny,,, it was even funnier when I was like " oh boy a pm! Who could this be?" Then it like took a second to realize what a fool I was. :P .. Anything to make myself laugh I guess. I am laughing now just think about it. Now when I get one Im like " Is it me???"

    Go ahead everyone make fun, you got to be the joke sometime,, and I am just giving this to you. Where is Hobo he couldn't resist this.


    you should pm yourself and tell yourself to leave you alone

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    delete and Fred if you think about is delete your too.thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Thanks Fred for the tip, I am looking at taking out a restraining order on myself if I don't leave myself alone, that way I will have to stay away from myself by 500ft for up to a year :wink: , and absolutely no more contact, verbal or otherwise,

    But in the mean time before I serve myself with the court order I will be drinking Dumb Water!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN-Po...eature=related
    jeez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    TW said:
    My blonde moment I hit the wrong button and pm'ed myself. Twice
    :shock:
    Thats a classic. Thats funny right there.


    Sorry TW, dont hurt me.
    I know it was funny,,, it was even funnier when I was like " oh boy a pm! Who could this be?" Then it like took a second to realize what a fool I was. :P .. Anything to make myself laugh I guess. I am laughing now just think about it. Now when I get one Im like " Is it me???"

    Go ahead everyone make fun, you got to be the joke sometime,, and I am just giving this to you. Where is Hobo he couldn't resist this.


    LMAO!!! But, MY question is.... Did you ANSWER yourself?? :shock: :wink:
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

    "I am willing to admit that I was wrong." The Rev.

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    and another oops

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    and another oops
    Why did you delete all these posts, TW?? I thought they were funny, and you were just showing what a good SPORT you are!
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

    "I am willing to admit that I was wrong." The Rev.

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