Are you a democrat, republican, or a southerner?
Are you a democrat, republican, or a southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the
Following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40,and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches You and your family. What would you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
ON GOOD GOSH, BANG! I'M SORRY....I WILL SEND MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY BUILD SCHOOLS, ROADS ELECTRICAL PLANTS AND SEND TROOPS TO WALK THE STREET SO YOU CAN ATTACK THEM. REALLY, I AM SO SORRY. I KNOW YOU ARE SUPPRESSED AND WE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS EVEN THOUGH OUR COUNTRY IS GOING BANKRUPT. BUT MY PAY AND INSURANCE ARE GUARANTEED.
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.....
(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click, click, click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
Or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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Originally Posted by ironeagle2006
