Free Sex With Fillup.....

[rolldoc]

A gasoline station owner in Mississippi was trying to
increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with
Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for
his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10 and
that if he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck
guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, you were close. The number
was 7. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The
proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said,
"Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I
think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My
wife won twice last week."

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

A gasoline station owner in Mississippi was trying to
increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with
Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for
his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10 and
that if he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck
guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, you were close. The number
was 7. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The
proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said,
"Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I
think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My
wife won twice last week."

[Creek Jackson]

A gasoline station owner in Mississippi was trying to
increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with
Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for
his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10 and
that if he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck
guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, you were close. The number
was 7. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The
proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said,
"Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I
think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My
wife won twice last week."

You know the same two guys were hauling potatoes from North Dakota to South Dakota. They would buy their load of taters for $200 and sell them for $200. They quickly realized they were losing money on the deal.
So being shrewd businessmen they went and got themselves a bigger truck.