what would you do if i died?

[HOTROD29335]

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Uh Oh.

[Double L]

Ahhhhh hell, someone is in the dog house. Oh wait they are off the property all together!

[Random_Facts]

Hahaha. yeah busted. I could picture that happening to. Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

[Drew10]

We (men) should have learned by now...When questioned by the wife, one word answers always work best. We always get into trouble when we begin elaborating.

[confusedwife]

That one is so true. The more men speak when confronted the deeper the foot goes into the throat

[Drew10]

Its always best to keep the mouth shut until the very end, that way we can always get the final word (or 2)....."Yes Dear"

[thebaldeagle655]

Conversations like that are much like the guy that was asked in court, "Do you STILL beat your wife?"

no matter what you answer you are screwed!!