Jay Leno - Hillary Clinton
8) dont kill the messenger - and I hope I DON'T upset anyone about posting these
Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic
athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an
astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she
wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be
telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants tobe
president because she can't do anything else.
--Jay Leno
"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for
President in 2008. You know why I think she's running?? I think she
finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed."
--Jay Leno
"Top Democrats have mixed feeli ngs about Sen. Hillary Clinton
Running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea,
while others hate it."
--Conan O'Brien
"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why
President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the
Same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
--Jay Leno
"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is
elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know
Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to
The bank."
--Jay Leno
A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on
eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but
still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at
least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine."
-Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow
All ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former
Business partners can vote for her in 2008."
--Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of
Her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want
To sleep with an intern."
-- Craig Kilborn
In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details
what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him,
getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and
wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
-- Jay Leno
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