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    Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills ,drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".Jose says , ... Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'." Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars" Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads




























    Wait for it.

































    Almost there.



















































    "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".
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    thats funny

    I know i would give him the 10 bucks
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