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  1. 12-20-2007 04:20 PM #1
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    Default rubber store

    A man walks into a drug store, buys a rubber, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying rubbers. Maybe it's a good thing.

    The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another rubber, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

    So he tells his cashier, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."

    Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the rubber, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his cashier to go follow the guy.

    About an hour later, the cashier comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The cashier replies "Your house."
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  2. 12-22-2007 05:03 PM #2
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    Truck Driving an occupation consisting of hours of boredom interrupted by sheer terror!!

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  3. 12-22-2007 06:05 PM #3
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    That is a good one!!
    Remember,,,,,,, If you eat a live frog first thing every morning, you can rest assured it will likely be the worst thing you will have to do all day.
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  4. 12-22-2007 06:09 PM #4
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    Thats dumb who buys one at a time?????????????
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  5. 12-22-2007 06:14 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Thats dumb who buys one at a time?????????????
    Truck Drivers!
    Remember,,,,,,, If you eat a live frog first thing every morning, you can rest assured it will likely be the worst thing you will have to do all day.
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  6. 12-22-2007 06:17 PM #6
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    B.S.
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  7. 12-23-2007 09:33 AM #7
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    i think the point of buying one at a time was so the guy could laugh at the fact that he was taking care of business at the pharmicist house if ya know what i mean.... :shock:
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  8. 12-24-2007 12:19 PM #8
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    When your married you buy a years supply of condums at once. Thats right a 12 pack. 1 for Jan., 1 for Feb, 1 for Mar., etc.
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  9. 12-25-2007 12:15 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungZ.W.
    When your married you buy a years supply of condums at once. Thats right a 12 pack. 1 for Jan., 1 for Feb, 1 for Mar., etc.
    Sorry Young,


    Are You married??????? If you are I feel bad for you.

    If your not well I hate to burst you ideas about marriage but that is just not factual. I am just going to leave it at that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by YoungZ.W.
    When your married you buy a years supply of condums at once. Thats right a 12 pack. 1 for Jan., 1 for Feb, 1 for Mar., etc.
    Sorry Young,


    Are You married??????? If you are I feel bad for you.

    If your not well I hate to burst you ideas about marriage but that is just not factual. I am just going to leave it at that.
    you're right, that's not factual, you wont need nearly that many
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    Yeah only cuz its ok to get messy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Yeah only cuz its ok to get messy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Yeah only cuz its ok to get messy

    :?: :?: :?: :idea: Could you please elaborate on the above?

    Curious in Montana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creek Jackson
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Yeah only cuz its ok to get messy

    :?: :?: :?: :idea: Could you please elaborate on the above?

    Curious in Montana?

    dont you know anything? you get messy because you eat chocolates and they melt and make a mess
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  15. 12-25-2007 01:00 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog
    Quote Originally Posted by Creek Jackson
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    Yeah only cuz its ok to get messy

    :?: :?: :?: :idea: Could you please elaborate on the above?

    Curious in Montana?
    I am afraid to ask how old you are. So I won't Curious you will just have to meet the right girl and she can show you. Once you trust your Lover you will never be bored :wink:

    dont you know anything? you get messy because you eat chocolates and they melt and make a mess
    I answer this and thought twice and deleted my responce but melted chocolate does fine. :wink:
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    uh huh yep melted chocolate just about says it all :shock:

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    No, not married. Just put that in there as kind of a wisecrack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog
    Quote Originally Posted by Creek Jackson
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Yeah only cuz its ok to get messy

    :?: :?: :?: :idea: Could you please elaborate on the above?

    Curious in Montana?
    I am afraid to ask how old you are. So I won't Curious you will just have to meet the right girl and she can show you. Once you trust your Lover you will never be bored :wink:

    dont you know anything? you get messy because you eat chocolates and they melt and make a mess
    I answer this and thought twice and deleted my responce but melted chocolate does fine. :wink:
    Well TW, I am old enough to have made many a mess. And I am guilty of the same. 8)
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    Well CJ happy to say now Im curious in WA. Where in Montana you from? My good friend here has family in Drummund and they own the Tasty Freeze. Heard of it?
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    TW,

    Tasty Freeze in Drummond, Mt.??

    Well, I am familar with Drummond and I have been through there about a half a dozen times in the last month.

    I hail from about 140 miles east of Drummond near Three Forks which is near Bozeman, Mt.

    I stopped for fuel in Drummond a few weeks back and I do not recall seeing a Tasty Freeze, but I am sure it was there. I would think they may shut down in the winter for a while.

    I will always be curious, but not always in Montana. 8)

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