the postman
There once was a postman who had delivered the mail to the same neighborhood and the
Same route for over 35years.
This was to be his last day before he retired.
He neared the last house on the route, which happened
To be the home of Judy, a 35 year old married woman named Judy with a somewhat questionable
Reputation. As he walked up the steps to the front door, Judy greeted him in a very
Sexy and thin red teddy with lace. "Is this your last day, postman?" She asked in
A low and sultry voice. He could barely nod his reply. "Y-yes, I am retiring today."
He managed to stammer. "Well, come in for a minute won't you?" And how could he refuse?
They spent hours in heated sex. After wards, Judy fixed him a breakfast of steak and
Eggs, hashbrowns, the works. And then as the postman was dressing and getting ready to
Leave, Judy handed him a farewell card, in which he found 5 dollars.
At this point, the postman gave her a somewhat puzzled look and said,
"I don't get it, Judy, first you screw my brains out, then you cook me a breakfast
Fit for a king, and then you only give me 5 dollars??? What's up with that?"
"Well."said Judy. "Last night I told my husband you were retiring, And I asked him
What we should do. He said 'Screw him, give him 5 dollars.' The breakfast was my idea."
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