check up

[Fredog]

COLONOSCOPY???

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items
On a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?



At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!
I said a "BUTT LIGHT"

[superdave9]

After all of the funny ones I will give you a "freebie". .......Even Sienfield has his strikes....."Bee"-movie, .....still think he is funny though... you too Fredog. :wink:

[Fredog]

After all of the funny ones I will give you a "freebie". .......Even Sienfield has his strikes....."Bee"-movie, .....still think he is funny though... you too Fredog. :wink:

are you saying the bee movie isnt good? Gee and I was going to rush to see it

[thebaldeagle655]

Not long ago my dad did go in for a colonoscopy, the nurse came in and asked him to open his mouth so they could spray some aresol to make the passing of the tube more comfortable. He refused and, told the nurse he though she had the wrong end and asked the nurse just why the heck they needed to spray that end. Picking up the chart, the nurse looked at it and without hesitation said, no Mrs. Neal, you are getting a gastric endoscopy and we have to do this. My dad looked at her and said, I hate to burst your bubble but my name is MR. NOEL, not Mrs. NEAL.

The nurse said, oh my God, left the room and was never seen by us again.

[Fredog]

After all of the funny ones I will give you a "freebie". .......Even Sienfield has his strikes....."Bee"-movie, .....still think he is funny though... you too Fredog. :wink:

you didnt like my joke

[4roses]

I thought they were both funny .... :rock:

[Fredog]

I thought they were both funny .... :rock: