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Here is an annual reminder to all men about 9 IMPORTANT words that Women often use around Men.
1. Fine: This is the word Women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine. (see #1)
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by all Men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a Women can make to a Man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A Woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a Women's way of saying "Screw you"!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a Woman has told a Man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a Man asking "What's wrong?" (For the Woman's response refer to #3).
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Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
