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  1. 11-02-2007 02:53 PM #1
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    Default Redneck Pick-up Lines

    Redneck Pick-up Lines
    Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
    Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special.
    My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
    Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
    Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
    If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
    I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
    Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
    Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
    Find something you like to do, be the best at it you can be, the money will come.
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  2. 11-02-2007 03:46 PM #2
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    may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
    Live the way you love .... and Love the way you live. .. Trace Adkins .........

    Watch your 'Thoughts,' they become words. Watch your 'Words,' they become
    actions. Watch your 'Actions,' they become habits. Watch your 'Habits,' they
    become character. Watch your 'Character,' for it becomes your Destiny.'
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  3. 11-02-2007 05:47 PM #3
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    OMG-
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  4. 11-12-2007 05:27 PM #4
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    "Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up."

    thanks RR, just got slapped for that one, lol
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  5. 11-13-2007 06:01 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenbound
    "Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up."

    thanks RR, just got slapped for that one, lol

    You're just suppose to read 'um .... not use 'um.
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  6. 12-05-2007 09:22 AM #6
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    Ridge Runner, i believe you need some therapy sessions. I also believe you done lost what marbles you had left. 8)
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  7. 12-05-2007 06:28 PM #7
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    "I wonder how your dress would look on my bedroom floor"...That will receive a reaction for sure :P
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  8. 12-06-2007 12:13 AM #8
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    Are those space pants ?...Because that ass is out of this world .

    I lost my phone number ...Can I borrow yours ?
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  9. 12-06-2007 06:46 AM #9
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    Hey! Didn't we go to different schools together?

    I have actually used this line wiith varying degrees of success. If the prospect answers with "Yeah, I think so" then your chances of getting lucky are increased tenfold.

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    hehehe...snot-tears...hehehe heeeeeeeeeeee!!!



    Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
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  11. 12-22-2007 09:02 PM #11
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    I hope you got a big trunk ...Because I'm gunna put my bike in it ... :wink:
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  12. 12-23-2007 01:02 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    I hope you got a big trunk ...Because I'm gunna put my bike in it ... :wink:

    I am sorry redneck or not this is confusing but I probably don't want to know.
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  13. 12-23-2007 04:42 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    I hope you got a big trunk ...Because I'm gunna put my bike in it ... :wink:

    I am sorry redneck or not this is confusing but I probably don't want to know.

    Don't worry it will come to you ...Might take you more time than the rest of the kids ,but it will come to you .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge Runner
    You're just suppose to read 'um .... not use 'um.
    You know as a moderator I thought you would put such important disclaimers at the top of the post. I made it thru the first 3 and was sent to the corner!
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    Good thing you're married Ridge!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    I hope you got a big trunk ...Because I'm gunna put my bike in it ... :wink:
    Out of all of the quotes that are out their, you pick a line out of "40 year old virgin"?
    Deja moo. It's when you feel you have heard this BS before.



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  17. 01-01-2008 11:06 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Josborn
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    I hope you got a big trunk ...Because I'm gunna put my bike in it ... :wink:
    Out of all of the quotes that are out their, you pick a line out of "40 year old virgin"?

    I thought it was some funny SH#T .
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    I hope you got a big trunk ...Because I'm gunna put my bike in it ... :wink:

    I am sorry redneck or not this is confusing but I probably don't want to know.

    Don't worry it will come to you ...Might take you more time than the rest of the kids ,but it will come to you .
    Even I got that one, and I'm quite slow! :shock:

    btw, yukk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
    I hope you got a big trunk ...Because I'm gunna put my bike in it ... :wink:

    I am sorry redneck or not this is confusing but I probably don't want to know.

    Don't worry it will come to you ...Might take you more time than the rest of the kids ,but it will come to you .

    Why didn't you just say you wanted to be the back door. :wink: :wink:
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