Peanut stuck in ear

[Trukrswyfe]

A man and his wife were sitting on the sofa watching TV. He had a bowl of peanuts and was throwing them up in the air and catching them in his mouth. Just as he threw one up his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her the peanut fell right into his ear. They laughed and he tried to get it out. The more he tried the deeper in it went. His wife tried to extract in with her longer nails but to no avail. He picked up her nail file but she stopped him before he could stick it into his ear. She said he had to go to emergency room and he said no way. They kept working on the stubborn nut but it just continued it's track deeper into his head. He finally agreed to go to hospital but knew he was going to be humiliated. Just as they were preparing to leave their 17 year old daughter and her date came in. The parents explained the father's plight and the young couple had a good laugh. The handsome young date said he thought he could get it out and the father said he was ready to try anything. The young man had him set on the sofa and he stuck his index and middle fingers as far as he could into the poor man's nose. Then he placed a finger form his other hand into the good ear and told the father to blow as hard as he could. Dad closed his eyes and blew and low and behold the troublesome peanut popped out. Well they all had a good laugh and the boy said goodnight. Later as they prepared for bed the mother was doting over what a wonderful person the daughter had found. "Isn't he the smartest young man"? "Yes Dear" the husband replied. " And isn't he the best looking boy she has ever brought home"? "Yes Dear". "What do you think he will be when gets older" she asked. The father thought for a moment and said " well from the smell of those fingers our son-in-law".