some cute trucker jokes here

[Fredog]

http://www.thetruckersreport.com/trucker.jokes/

That one on MILLIS is TRUE as can be. The six months I was there we had 10 ROLLOVER on their SIDES. They have 2 Full time body shop shifts to put those wrecked trucks back together again. Ever seen a T2000 hit a bridge abutement I saw what was left of one. Not pretty. :shock:

[Uturn2001]

So is the one about when JB Hunt leaves the truck stop.

[Trukrswyfe]

I liked this one.


>An atheist was walking through the woods and said to himself,
>"What majestic trees!" "What powerful rivers!" "What beautiful
>animals!"
>
>As he walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind
>him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran
>as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that
>the bear was closing in on him.
>He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped
>and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the
>bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and
>raising
>his right paw to strike him. At that instant, the Atheist cried out, "Oh
>God!"
>Time Stopped.
>The bear froze.
>The forest was silent.
>As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
>"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and
>even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out
>of
>this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
>The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be
>hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but
>perhaps, You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
>"Very Well," said the voice.
>The light went out.
>The sounds of the forest resumed.
>The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head,
>and spoke:
>"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
>Christ our Lord, Amen."

[Trukrswyfe]

That site is so funny