Not Much of a Truckdriver

[danske]

There was this old truckdriver who was stopped at this roadside cafe for
lunch one afternoon. His truck was parked out in the empty dirt lot. He
was enjoying his meal and drinking his coffee sitting at the counter
talking to this cute waitress. About this time, a motorcycle gang drive
up to the restaurant and park their choppers right by the front door.
The gang leader and his crew all pile into the place, and see this
driver is alone inside with just the waitress.

The leader decides that he going to mess with this trucker. He walks up
to the counter while smoking a cigarette, takes a seat right next to the
driver, flicks his ashes onto this old boy's plate of food, and puts the
butt out in his coffee cup. The driver looks at the leader, his gang,
and the waitress deciding his best course of action. Seeing that he is
outnumbered, he gets out his wallet, pays for his dinner while leaving
the nice young lady a big tip, and leaves without saying a word.

After a few minutes the leader says to the waitress, "That old trucker
wasn't much of a man!".

Waitress response, "He wasn't much of a driver either".

Gang leader says "Why is that?".

Waitress says "Because on his way out of the lot with his truck, he ran
over all your bikes!!"

[Mr. Ford95]

Somebody's been watching "Smokey and the Bandit" 8)

[danske]

Somebody's been watching "Smokey and the Bandit" 8)

Was that in "Smokey and the Bandit"? I don't know, I just heard it as a joke many years ago. Oh well.

[Fredog]

Somebody's been watching "Smokey and the Bandit" 8)

Was that in "Smokey and the Bandit"? I don't know, I just heard it as a joke many years ago. Oh well.

it was a joke way before Smoky and the bandit came out, that's where they got it.. way funnier to watch Jerry Reed actually do it

[Mr. Ford95]

It's ok danske, if you have never seen Smokey 1, they did it in there. Pretty funny stuff to see it actually happen.

[Jackrabbit379]

"No, I'm not Hank Snow's brother." :P