Gettin off welfare

[Trukrswyfe]

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> Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
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> He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I
>just
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> HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
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> The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is
>excellent.
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> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
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> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
>drive
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> around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.
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> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
>expected to
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> escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have
>to
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> satisfy her sexual urges.
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> You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
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> The salary is $200,000 a year."
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> The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"
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> The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it."