Is this 486-5731?

[NailGunner]

> Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,
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> "Hello?"
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> Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
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> "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
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> After a brief pause,
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> Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
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> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now."
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> Brief Pause.
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> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
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> door and shout to Mommy,That Daddy's car just pulled into the
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> "Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."
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> A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.
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> "I did it, Daddy."
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> "And what happened, honey?" He asked.
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> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes
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> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And
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> she isn't moving at all!"
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> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
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> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
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> He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into
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> swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the
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> water last week to clean it.
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> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
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> Long Pause
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> Longer Pause
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> Even Longer Pause
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> Then Daddy says,
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> "Swimming pool? ...........
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> Is this 486-5731?"
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> No, I think you have the wrong number.......

[Random_Facts]

Hahahaha wrong number, oh man that was priceless!

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