The Right Answer

[madii'swife]

This might be a double, if so just disregard it

THE RIGHT ANSWER!

Ben wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He opens his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on
the side table. Next to them, a single red rose! Ben sits down and sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Ben looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when He sees a huge black eye staring at
him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping -- Love you!" He
stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Ben asks,
"Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3:00 a.m., drunk out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?" His son
replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married.....!!"

Broken Furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose Bud - $3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time........ PRICELESS........