Truckin' too long

[continental]

Hey, let's do this.
You know you've been trucking too long when..........

(Some examples)
...you pull into the weight station with your car.
... you try to hit the Jakes in your pick up.
...you insist your wife calls you by your cb handle while making love.

[ceb]

You know you've been trucking too long when..........



you turn the wrong way to back into your driveway

you snap your knee going for the clutch when you stop your car

swing wide making right turns

[Fredog]

[quote="ceb"]You know you've been trucking too long when..........



your wife says,, wanna go to bed? and you say.. SHUT UP STUPID

[Rawlco]

You know you have been on the road too long when:

You amuse yourself by playing "Guess where's the soap" in the restroom.

You come home and find a new building completed next door.

[WildK9]

You know you've been trucking too long when..........

...you pull into the weight station with your car.

Have come so close to doing this one MANY times.

[Jackrabbit379]

When you stomp the floor with your left foot when you start your pickup.

When you reach for the parking brake knob in your pickup.

Swing wide when turning.

[Double R]

You know you've been trucking too long when..........

Your in bed with your wife and she says " I aint got no panties on" and you reply "SHUT UP STUPID"

Your driving down the interstate in your car while on vacation and and you see a bear in the middle and you reach for the CB, problem is you have NO CB IN YOUR CAR

You park the truck at the yard and go to get into your car to go home and you:
Push in the clutch, but you have an automatic
You go to push in the air brakes

[Drew10]

Reach for the qcomm to log on driving (Yeah ima Werner driver)

The trees at the house have grown.

After fumbling trough the 5speed in the pickup (its like learning how to shift a 4wheeler all over again), im figuring for the range switch to go to high range.

A 5 min trip to the grocery store you go I will just flag it in the log book.

You look at a 1000 mile trip as 15 hours and say we will be there in the morning. Your wife goes what about getting pictures of the scenery you tell her take them at 65 mph.

[Collard Greens]

When you answer the phone come on.

[4roses]

You know you've been trucking too long when..........

you go to pull into a parking spot at walleyworld in your car and you make a 'wide swing' ......... and people stop and look at you like .. what in the world are you trying to do?

[sonic2wb]

you go to wally world and parral park your car..
trying to find the other 5 or so gears in your car

[4roses]

when you see a yellow light up ahead and you start to slow down before the other cars do ... .... suddenly I realize I'm in my car

[Scout]

You stop at a truck stop in your car and pull around to the diesel pumps

[whthorse]

when you get out of your car at the gas station to fill up and run around to the otherside to fill the other tank. :shock:

[superdave9]

After an intimate time with your WIFE, you start hunting for your wallet to get the CASH?

[terrylamar]

And on the positive side........

A big truck is in the right lane you are in the center, you see the right lane is ending and you automatically move over giving the big truck room to move over.

While on the on ramp merging onto the highway, you either speed up or slow down so the big truck doesn't have to slow.

You flash your lights, letting the big truck know he can come over.

You don't drive in the big truck blind areas. You either slow down, go by or get the hell out of the way.

You find yourself being courteous to all drivers, 4-wheelers included.

[BigSlim]

You know you've been trucking too long when..........

Go to church with wrinkle clothes on and thinks it's ok

Having hotdogs or sub sandwiches everyday for dinner

Answering to your wife, "that's right driver", or "10-4 on that"

Looking under your car at the fifth wheel latch before getting in

Finally, grabbing your wife's knee to put the car in reverse while leaving church

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

Reach for the qcomm to log on driving (Yeah ima Werner driver)

That could be an entirely different thread :wink:

The trees at the house have grown.

After fumbling trough the 5speed in the pickup (its like learning how to shift a 4wheeler all over again), im figuring for the range switch to go to high range.

[MoneyCat]

Don't mind me.. I just need few more posts so I can pm.