.. 2 men at the bar ..

[4roses]

> ............ Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire
> State
> > Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says:
> >
> > "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this
> > building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the
> > building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back
> > into the window."
> >
> > The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar,
> but
> > says nothing.
> >
> > The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that
> > could happen!"
> > "No, no... it's true..." said the first man, "let me
> > prove it to you."
> >
> > He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the
> > street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him
> around
> > the building and back into the 10th floor window. He takes
> > the elevator back up to the bar.
> >
> > He meets the second man, who is astonished. "Oh my God, I saw that with
> my
> > own eyes! But that must've been a one-time fluke. That was
> scientifically
> > impossible!"
> >
> > "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps.
> >
> > Again, just as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind
> > gently carries him around the building and into the window. He takes
> > the elevator ! back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully
> convinces
> his
> > dubious fellow drinker to try it.
> >
> > "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works,
> so
> > I'll try it!"
> >
> > He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - rapidly
> passes
> > the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors...
> >
> > His body hits the sidewalk...Splat !!!!
> >
> > Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns
> to
> the
> > first drinker, and shakes his head "You know, Superman, you're a real
> > ******* when you're drunk."

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[4roses]

....but ya read it again didn't ya ....

glad to see the joke Patrol is still on the job. Have a good day boys :wink: