Trucker and the waitress

[Trukrswyfe]

>Trucker came into a truck stop cafe' and placed his order.

>He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a

>pair of running boards."

>The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,
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>went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "this guy out there
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>just orderd three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
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>running boards. What does he think this place is an auto parts
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>store?"

>"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires means three pancakes,
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>a pair of head lights is two eggs sunny side up, and running
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>boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.

>"oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment

>and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

>The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"

>She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
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>headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

>FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

[4roses]

.... cute :!:

[Drew10]

Two Blondes walk into a building......













.....You would think One of them would have seen it