Big Ass Grill

[rolldoc]

A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and the man looks over at his wife and says:

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.

I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks.



She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

[RebelDarlin]